You may have heard the proverb that “an apple a day keeps the doctor away.”? How about this related saying: “laughter is the best medicine’? Easily, we conclude that any fruit with such amazing qualities must contain parts of the best medicine.
Apples have a way of disappearing after making unforgettable entrances. It did so during the creation story, where the first couple was tempted to taste its irresistible appeal. Once the innocent lass had eaten and filled her desire, she was left alone with all her lineage to suffer pain.
So was it for the male figure who hastily consumed his fair share of apples. Thus, plunging males into sweaty, hard-working labor to foot the bill. Not that we mind the sweat – a healthy, cleaning process of the body -just the ‘hard working’ part.
And then, wisp! Apples disappeared like the wind into the pages of history.
Apple’s Back to the Global Spotlight
After many years of their invisible presence, apples made a smashing comeback to the human stage. This time, smacking a British scientist into gravity. According to the distress signals, a young lad was busy resting beneath an apple tree. When an apple attacked him from above, without warning, and with no chance of him defending himself.
The flare spread again. Apples and gravity were synonymous, and the young man eventually became a Sir. However, his fling with the apple soon came to an end. The disappearing artist worked its wonder again and successfully slipped from human view.
Saved by an Apple
Two centuries later, a young practitioner made a remarkable discovery. He was unable to take his dying child to the nearest doctor, so he started to try all sorts of home remedies. Did he try marijuana? – Jamaicans! How would I know? Old Locksy Bob wasn’t born yet.
Anyway, he tried everything, but the lad just kept burning up with fever, crying out in pain, and eating nothing. When all hope was lost, an old woman brought the father a basket of freshly picked apples and recommended that he try one with the patient.
He gave the boy a slice and left the basket close by. The next day, he found the basket empty and the lad sitting up in bed. What an appetite, ate the whole basket full! So, you bet the old refrain got started here: an apple saved the lad.
Now, people like to exaggerate. They said an apple, my word! No wonder it didn’t work on others dying from dengue, asthma, or pneumonia. They got the dosage wrong. It is a basket of apples that does the magic,
What Is the Nutritional Value of Apples
Apples are small disappearing wizards, I meant fruits, grown in cold to icy climates. These fruits are perennial and may be of three varieties.
- Golden Yellow
- Granny
- Or Red
These fruits are rich in vitamins. See you later, alligator (Arnold says that when he disappears. Source Apple Med Online)
Well, after discovering the magical prowess of the irresistible fruit, the humans decided not to put up with the vanishing act anymore. So, they have invented farming techniques that have made it possible to arrest these copy artists in boxes of cartons and even metals – I believe these are for the aggressive variety, like that which hit the scientist into Sir-manship. Come on, I am allowed to be creative, maybe an apple hit me.
Well, here is the conclusion to this whole matter,
- Medical Officials: Stop injecting those crazy vaccines, give the patients a ‘basket of apples’
- Parents: Attention parents, if your kids are a bit slow in school, hit them square on the head with an apple (Gravitational Fact Book)
- Employers: For your employers, if your workers are lazy, feed them apples, and make them earn their bread by the sweat of their brows. (Source: Garden of Eden Chronicles)
- Calling all women – we have the cure! No more pain at birth! Eliminate apples from your diet. (Source: Eden School of Medicine)
